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Written by 12th_Man (#3)
311 days ago
Like them on Facebook!



Written by Pernicious (#1)
311 days ago
Done! Where the hell are my peanuts?



Written by 12th_Man (#3)
311 days ago
Between your knees?



Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
311 days ago
LOL!



Written by Pernicious (#1)
311 days ago
Why did the Aggie get fired from the M&M plant as a quality control inspector?

He kept throwing out all the W&W's!

What do Aggies think Cheerios are?

Donut seeds.

Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How do you keep an Aggie busy?

Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

How do you sink a submarine which is manned by Aggies?

Have a diver knock on the hatch.

Ice is no longer available in the drinks at the cafeterias at A&M.

The senior who knew the recipe graduated.

An Aggie traveling to a new job didn't show up on the first day. His supervisor called and asked what happened. The Aggie replied, "I'm stuck in my motel room. There are only 3 doors in here: one is the closet, another is the bathroom, and the last one has a sign on it that says DO NOT DISTURB".

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, I know a great Aggie joke. You want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to A&M. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you -- they were linebackers for the A&M football team. And those two guys on your other side -- they're Marines, and they used to be in the Corps of Cadets at A&M. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Aggie joke?" The guy thinks for a second. "I guess not," he said. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."



Written by 12th_Man (#3)
311 days ago
Hey Pern do you ride a motorcycle?



Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
311 days ago
Careful Kemosabe... Me think I smell loaded question...



Written by Pernicious (#1)
311 days ago
The answer is no. My ride is a 1967 Corvette L-88, one of 20 built. Here is a bit of history on it.

http://corvettes-musclecars.com/gallery2/v/al_corvette/1967+Corvette+L88+427-430HP/



Written by 12th_Man (#3)
311 days ago
Do you know the difference between a 1967 Corvette L-88 and a vacuum cleaner?

Location of the dirt bag.



Written by 12th_Man (#3)
311 days ago
Where's Mortis? Haven't seen him in a while.



Written by DrGlock (#28)
311 days ago
(;-)



Written by Pernicious (#1)
311 days ago
You pickin' on me boy? Mortis is alive and well and you might even see him today.



Written by 12th_Man (#3)
311 days ago
Feel free to use that one on your buddies too Pern. LOL =^)



Written by DrGlock (#28)
311 days ago
You da man!



Written by Pernicious (#1)
311 days ago
I appreciate that. Thanks.





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