Olive What He's Having - Joke Of The Day

Olive What He's Having - Joke Of The Day

Posted by dtwentytwenty (#11) 390 days ago (Editorial)

McMurphy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

"S'cuse me," said another bar patron, who was puzzled over what McMurphy had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothing," said the Irishman. "My wife sent me out for a jar of olives."

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