WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and Vice-President Biden were recently sitting out in the White House Rose Garden discussing ways of attracting more voters.
The vice-president had suggested that a great way to get millions of voters would be for the president to issue a Presidential Directive annexing Mexico and making it the 51st state.
President Obama gave Biden a fist bump and told him that it was an excellent idea and that he was going to give him a 15 percent raise.
As they were talking the president received a phone call from White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax letting him know that he had a visitor.
