Microsoft Adds ‘Big Boobs’ to Linux Kernel




Microsoft has contributed thousands of lines of code to the Linux kernel, the open source software at the heart of the widely used Linux operating system. And now, the software giant has contributed some controversy too.

Sometime over the past few years, as Microsoft beefed up the Linux kernel with code related to its Hyper-V virtualization software, one unidentified developer needed a name for a piece of code used by the software, and for some unknown reason, he went with this: 0xB16B00B5.

That’s hexspeak for “Big Boobs.”

Red Hat kernel developer Matthew Garrett is not impressed. “At the most basic level, it’s just straightforward childish humour,” he wrote on his blog. “But it’s also specifically male childish humour. Puerile sniggering at breasts contributes to the continuing impression that software development is a boys club where girls aren’t welcome.”


Comments


Written by danielT (#6)
288 days ago
Matthew Garrett is a sensitive little guy. All pissy about a clever, albeit adolescent, code naming convention being twisted into a double entendre. Somehow, I suspect the boy's jealousy is rearing its ugly head and the source of his angst is really related to the size and performance of his competition. I suspicion the boy's ostensible indignation has nothing to do with women or bra sizes. It may be related to some male deficiency...One of the commenters speculated he had some foreign object lodged up his butt...Heck, I don't know. I can only muse about such things.

The important thing is the article states that Microsoft fixed it and I hope little Matthew can adjust.



Written by danielT (#6)
288 days ago



Written by Pernicious (#1)
288 days ago
OK - hope your wife is safe and sound. You will be too - bribes are accepted! (;-)



Written by Pernicious (#1)
288 days ago
Geez Dan, lighten up. Matt is just trying to keep you abreast of breaking tech news.



Written by danielT (#6)
288 days ago
I keep studying that image you displayed. I'm well abreast of the message there. Technically, it seems there be two ideas projected or perhaps thrust forward. This lead one's imagination off on some interesting calculations of curves, arcs, tangents and apexes.



Written by Pernicious (#1)
288 days ago
OK Dan, that does it, put it up, you've been busted!



Written by danielT (#6)
288 days ago
Damn, you scared me.... My wife's out of town...just check the driveway...Still safe...and after offering you my couch last week, you do this...Not funny dude.



Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
288 days ago
Knock off with the tit-for-tat. The both of you are actin' like a coupla boobs.



Written by danielT (#6)
288 days ago
I'm a 48A cup. Underwire padded wonder bra boosts it to a B, but it looks fakey.



Written by Pernicious (#1)
288 days ago
Wanna pair off with us?



Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
288 days ago
I could squeeze a little time in to pair up. Can I wear my sweater, though? It's a bit cold and nipply.



Written by Pernicious (#1)
288 days ago
Tits OK, you have work to do on PC. Play your favorite Streisand piece - mammories!



Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
288 days ago
My favorite Streisand piece is "Supermam".



Written by Pernicious (#1)
288 days ago
We better nip this in the bud!



Written by DrGlock (#28)
288 days ago
........and the German word for bra is Fer Schtoppin Der Floppin



Written by Mortis (#2)
288 days ago
`Pechos son divertidos`



Written by Pernicious (#1)
288 days ago
los senos tienen las luces altas



Written by Binkey The Clone (#50)
288 days ago
Ay mamacita? muy grande chichis!

Binkey Hungry!!!



Written by Mortis (#2)
288 days ago
Yummy!





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