Joko th' Day: Women . . . !

Joko th' Day: Women . . . !

Posted by KJeffV (#8) 287 days ago (Editorial)

The wife left a note on the `fridge:

"It's not working. I can't take it anymore! Gone to stay at Mother's!"

I opened the `fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold.

I have no idea what in the hell she was talking about . . . the `fridge works fine.

Women: Who can understand them?

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Written by Pernicious (#1)
287 days ago

An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor. "Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."

The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife. "How're you feeling?" he asks. "I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain." The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well.

One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?" "Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."

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Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
287 days ago

What crawled up her (the wife's) butt?

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