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I just got polled

Posted by danielT (#6) 307 days ago (Editorial)

I answered the phone tonight. It was an electronic polling thingy. Wanted to know who I intended to vote for if the election were today. It asked how I felt about the Affordable Care Act. It asked who I voted for in '08. It asked if I considered myself a Dem, a Repub an Indy or a Greeny.

Folks, I lied through my teeth on every question with the exception of religion. I called myself a protestant.

I'm not sure if this helps or hurts our side. I suspect the poll was commissioned by the left but, I am not sure. The only thing I was thinking is the only poll that counts is the one in November and I am afraid the polling scientists are hard at work to de-legitimize that tabulation. I am tired of the scientists trying to figure out how to program their candidate to elicit a desired response from us. Thus, I fought back in the only way I know; I lied.

Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.


Comments


Written by dtwentytwenty (#11)
306 days ago
IMHO...

you done good.



Written by danielT (#6)
305 days ago
thank you sweetie.



Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
304 days ago
When the live pollsters call, I begin speaking in a foriegn accent...

Chee-burger, chee-burger, chee-burger, chip, chip, chip, Coke, Coke, No Pepsi!



Written by Mortis (#2)
304 days ago
"When the live pollsters call, I begin speaking in a foreign accent..."

No...no...no...kool-aid...chip..chip...burger...coke...:)



Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
304 days ago
You're right! My bad!





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