Folks, I lied through my teeth on every question with the exception of religion. I called myself a protestant.
I'm not sure if this helps or hurts our side. I suspect the poll was commissioned by the left but, I am not sure. The only thing I was thinking is the only poll that counts is the one in November and I am afraid the polling scientists are hard at work to de-legitimize that tabulation. I am tired of the scientists trying to figure out how to program their candidate to elicit a desired response from us. Thus, I fought back in the only way I know; I lied.
Forgive me Lord, for I have sinned.