Democratic Convention Schedule 2012 - Charlotte, N.C.




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Democratic Convention Schedule 2012 - Charlotte, N.C.

4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - Sponsored by CNN.

4:05 PM - Singing of God Damn America let by Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.

4:15 PM - Ceremonial "I hate America" led by Michelle Obama.

4:30 PM - Seminar “ How to keep your man trustworthy and true to you while you travel the world.” - by Hillary Cllinton

4:45 PM - Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful career without having a job.”

5:00 PM - “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime" - Michelle Obama

5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite.

5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi.

6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90 minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement and George Soros for sparing no expense for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

7:30 PM - Dinner Break - 5 course Vegan meal provided by PETA.

8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons.

9:00 PM - “Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you” Tutorial - sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times.

9:15 PM - Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO - Michael Moore.

9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle.

10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible Readers.

10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of the White Flag for Iraq and Afghanistan.

11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demonstration/You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies.

11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich Rally.

11:30 PM - Obama accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards.

11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 loaves and 2 fish - Obama Presiding.

To be continued below


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Written by Fender Stratocaster (#10)
292 days ago
Continued...

12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews.

12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior.

12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sings.

2:00 AM - Biden delivers Acceptance Speech.



Written by Pernicious (#1)
292 days ago
Is this the one where Lee Harvey Oswald consults on the closing ceremony? If you need me I will be in my bunker...........





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