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Swift & Company is an American food processing company a wholly owned subsidiary of JBS S.A., a Brazilian company that is the world's largest processor of fresh beef and pork, with more than $30 billion in annual sales as of 2010. It is also the largest beef processor in Australia.
Swift & Company is based in Greeley, Colorado. Its competitors include Cargill, Smithfield Foods, and Tyson Foods. In 2007, it was acquired by Brazilian JBS S.A..
Swift has announced the recall of 27 million butterball brand turkeys one week before Thanksgiving.
Swift spokeswoman Philippa Bird reluctantly revealed that the factory had neglected to butter the balls.
Merry Christmas, 'tis the Christmas season again! Do you know your Christmas trivia? Why not brush up and get ready for the holidays with this Christmas trivia quiz. Take the Christmas quiz to test your Christmas trivia knowledge, and prove that you really have the Christmas spirit. Ho, ho, ho!
A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy went down the aisle and asked the stewardess. The stewardess, who was very busy at the time, smiled and said, "Did your Mom tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "yes she did."
"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no baby airplanes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your Mom explain that to you."
Study the pictures to decipher the clues. Multiply by 3 and post your answer!
`Always good for a laugh - buy a Cornish game hen and stuff your bird`
“The economy is so bad, MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama spokesmen.” –Jay Leno
“The economy is so bad, President Obama sent Susan Rice out to defend it.” –Jay Leno
FTA. "Rudolph the red-state reindeer?
A Texas couple determined to find out who had been damaging a sign in their front yard proclaiming their support for President Obama's re-election bid caught the offender on Wednesday. Tom Priem, a software support engineer in Austin, told FoxNews.com he and his wife, who live on a block where political signs dot front yards, were fed up with seeing only their Obama sign repeatedly defaced. "
This originates from Fox News and, according to Greenteeth, that would make it all a lie. Regardless, I suspect the deer doesn't have any political bias at all. I presume Fox holds the same assumption but this hard news organization with its conservative leanings (sorry greeny, that's just the way it is) is having some good natured fun. Lastly, come hunting season, let's keep this one out of the sights.
Kenneth Cole @KennethCole
Posted early this morning on W Side Hwy in NYC... #election2012 #fourmoreyears pic.twitter.com/cAG6XoLp
Two jobs saved, only one of which was in any danger. (Hint: It wasn’t Big Bird’s job.)
We really reach for the stars in Obama’s America!
Kenneth Cole: ‘Why send money to Obama when you can buy our shoes?’ Humorless Libs freak out; Update: Kenneth Cole: I was totally being ironic and stuff
The sane realized that tweet was a bit of snark in a marketing attempt. But, to the Left, it is cause for unhinged outrage. How dare he joke about The One? Plus, greedy shoe-seller! Trying to sell your products? Why, that’s unheard of!
If you’re a turkey right now and still alive, stay out of the kitchen, don’t answer the door, and don’t accept rides from strangers.
PETA says turkeys are being bred to have such large breasts that some are dying of heart attacks. The Real Housewives of Orange County were shocked to hear you can die from that.
Fluke's doctor attributes the disease to Sandra's over exposure to raw pork. He confirmed that her Lysol douche regimen was not effective. She is being treated in a quarantine bubble so the stench of dead tuna does not permeate the hospital (IE. veterinarians office).
Trichinosis is infection with the roundworm Trichinella spiralis.
Causes, incidence, and risk factors
Trichinosis is a disease caused by excess exposure to raw pork containing cysts of Trichinella spiralis.
Pure joy or sheer terror.
Those are the two emotions that a mall Santa from Portland, Oregon says he encounters the most among the hundreds of children who wait in long lines every December to catch a glimpse of him and whisper to him what they want for Christmas.
Phil Morgan, who has worked as a shopping mall Santa Claus his entire life, told TODAY.com that some kids get so terrified of him that they lose the contents of their stomachs before they even make it into his lap.
Sometimes they really freak out,' he said. 'They get within sight of me and MELT DOWN. It’s overwhelming to them. There’s this big guy, the suit, the lights, all the people — they just lose it.'
Shrieking, vomiting children are hardly the worst of it.
Morgan - who is affectionately known around town as 'Santa Phil,' - says his daily work conditions around the holidays involve a lot of snotty noses, drool, leaky diapers as well as terrified, urinating pets. He has even contracted pink eye on the job.
But Morgan, who works as a teacher and therapist for adults when he's not playing Santa, says a thousands snotty noses are worth the joy on a single tot's face when they see Santa for the first time.
A dog friend, and a cat friend.
