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Washington, D.C. - On Friday, President Obama pushed back making a decision on the long debated Keystone XL Pipeline until after the upcoming 2014 midterm elections. Worried about upsetting his core constituencies, Mr. Obama decided that while he had his pen and phone out would make a few other executive decisions as well.

Since it was too late to do anything about Easter, the President decided to push the observances of Memorial Day, the Fourth of July, and Labor Day back to the middle of November and after the election.

"The way I figure it, uh, if the Democrats win, the country will have half the month of November off, counting Thanksgiving, uh, to celebrate!" the White House said in a statement. "And if we lose, well, we won't care about ruining all those, uh, rich Republicans summer vacations at that point anyway. Hell, if we lose, I uh might just cancel them altogether."

It's not all bad news though. Mr. Obama actually extended the Cinco de Mayo holiday to five days to pander to the Hispanic voting bloc and threatened to jack with Daylight Savings Time, scheduled to end just days before the election, just because he could. "Fall Back, my ass!" the President joked, "Not if we don't have the votes to keep the Senate!"

Democrats across the country were buoyed by the power their leader was showing after the move on Friday. House Minority leader, Nancy Pelosi boasted, "First, he moved Obamacare deadlines back until after the election, then the pipeline, and now this. It's energizing to know the President has the power to change time, space and whatever else he wants to until after the election! I'm thankful our Founding Fathers included these powers for the Executive Branch when they wrote the Magna Carta."
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Is this still America? It doesn't look that way. The Cliven Bundy story shows best: this is not the America of Jefferson and his colleagues.
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Peer review could be a boon to science. But it can be a bane when a cabal of scientists abuse the process to suppress new, unorthodox ideas.
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As you may know, or not know...

Politicollision has some bug issues. These became apparent when I upgraded to the latest version of the software. After the purchase of the software, and after the upgrade, Pligg CMS, the maker of the software has had a piss-poor performance in supporting it's product. The result, a buggy site, with no knowledge base or tech support to rely upon. The support issue is SO piss-poor, there isn't even documentation to instruct the system operator how to work and maintain the software.

Additionally, with funds invested in all the site add-on, I became increasingly frustrated that I could not get the site to do as I wished it to do.

I spent many weeks contemplating closing the site down. Instead, I have decided to seek out another, completely different software.

I am in the process of installing a new, different system software from another company to evaluate. I will be building a new site, and testing to see how it runs. In time, if I am happy with the results, I will move PC to the new site. Because I may not be able to move the database, upon the move, all current accounts may need to be re-established by the users at the new version of the site.

All submissions histories may be lost as well.

I will announce before this all is to take place.

Comments are welcome.

Cheers for now.
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A coalition of "blue States" hopes to nullify the Electoral College. Their effort defies the Constitution and threatens national mob rule.
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Ode to Bacon - Politically Correct Version
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Ode to Bacon - Non Politically Correct Version
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Quote:
`The Times of London reported Friday that the U.S. was preparing a sanctions regime that would target Putin's personal wealth, which includes a reported $40 billion stashed in Swiss bank accounts.


Putin's actual holdings are a tightly held secret, and the extent of his holdings are difficult to estimate. But a threat of trying to freeze the Russian president's personal assets could have played a role in a deal brokered Thursday by foreign ministers from the U.S., Ukraine, Russia and European Union.`
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It's amazing how the little things can make such a big difference .......
Invest in yourself to watch....16 minutes...
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We cannot believe anything we now hear from authorities about MH 370. The story changes every day. Which do you accept: lies or logic?
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...Cool Change Little River Band
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http://floppingaces.net/2014/03/23/sunday-funnies-281/